The Haunted Homestead of Swag Chief Bubba Estate is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Heir with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.077 billion heroes and mercenaries are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The large, corrupt, liberal, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Healthcare, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of that venerable house. The average income tax rate is 75.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Swag Chief Bubba Estatean economy, worth a remarkable 2,288 trillion gold coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 175,006 gold coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The working classes live and die on the fields of the farming communes, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, and an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity. Crime is a major problem. Swag Chief Bubba Estate's national animal is the savage Swine, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Faith.

Swag Chief Bubba Estate is ranked 291,088^th in the world and 826^th in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 35.9 law-abiding acts per hour.