The Republic of United Weale Eartios is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 979 million Eartiosians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ehakilu. The average income tax rate is 57.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Eartiosian economy, worth 83.7 trillion Ekalis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,488 Ekalis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election", therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, Leader has just been declared ruler of United Weale Eartios in an international press conference, and disaster relief budgets are growing like wildfire. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. United Weale Eartios's national animal is the Kala Birb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United Weale Eartios is ranked 13,020^th in the world and 379^th in the South Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 28.74 average smiles per day.