The Free Land of Unity Haven is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 889 million Unity Havenians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 34.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Unity Havenian economy, worth 81.7 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is 91,927 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's air defense strategy is two-dimensional, almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Unity Haven City, and a government program is underway to revitalize Unity Haven's beaches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Unity Haven's national animal is the blue jay, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Unity Haven is ranked 27,279^th in the world and 685^th in the South Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 19.85 average smiles per day.