The Federation of Zephyriana is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Luis with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.591 billion Zephyrians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Solarien. The average income tax rate is 25.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Zephyrianan economy, worth 180 trillion Zephyrs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 113,559 Zephyrs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Burnt-out forty-foot-tall wicker men dot the countryside, there's a politician called Male Infant Guilliman, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, and pictures of government employees with expensive Pearbooks 'working' on exotic beaches dominate local tabloids. Crime is totally unknown. Zephyriana's national animal is the Zephyr Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Mipocism.

Zephyriana is ranked 56,859^th in the world and 1,234^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 72.54 law-abiding acts per hour.