The Great and Good Federation of Maltitalerland is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Frigidus with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 6.648 billion Maltitalerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nova Urbo de Maltitalerland. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Maltitalerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,010 trillion mFLies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 152,046 mFLies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Weekends are spent tilting at windmills, Frigidus's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, the line between man and woman is drawn with surgical precision, and the possibility of gain causes universal pain. Crime is totally unknown. Maltitalerland's national animal is the Maltitalerian Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nova Islamo.

Maltitalerland is ranked 80,880^th in the world and 763^rd in The East Pacific for Largest Populations, with 6.65 billion capita.