The Imperial Commonwealth of The Empire of Rijelv is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Queen-Empress Sophia with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, pith helmet sales, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 17.216 billion Rijelvians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lüsiia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Rijelvian economy, worth a remarkable 8,047 trillion Jolvs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 467,453 Jolvs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Chickens roam the streets freely, military recruitment numbers are down as citizens object on 'moral grounds', Rijelvian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, and the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free. Crime is totally unknown. The Empire of Rijelv's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Secularism.

The Empire of Rijelv is ranked 21,640^th in the world and 153^rd in The East Pacific for Largest Populations, with 17.2 billion capita.