Population | 18.279 billion |
Capital | Caymarnigrad |
Leader | President Madero |
Currency | people's mark |
Animal | gryphon |
The Democratic Republic of Caymarnia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Madero with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 18.279 billion Caymarnians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caymarnigrad. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Caymarnian economy, worth a remarkable 3,194 trillion people's marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 174,789 people's marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Punk-rockers and girl-bands are united in their loss of fashion statements, contestants on Caymarnia's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, small children are frequently chased by rehabilitated pitbulls, and curtailed social programs have left many citizens bereft of any safety net. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caymarnia's national animal is the gryphon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Caymarnia is ranked 1,088th in the world and 22nd in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 168.18 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Caymarnia was endorsed by The Disputed Territories of Gem.
- : Caymarnia was endorsed by The Kingdom of Arleat.
- : Caymarnia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Caymarnia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : Caymarnia was endorsed by The Queendom of Kyrisland.
- : Caymarnia was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Opyra.
- : Caymarnia was endorsed by The Kingdom of Vussul.
- : Caymarnia was endorsed by The People's Republic of Grimmerdhore.
- : Caymarnia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
- : Caymarnia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 80 » A mean old man, Aivintis, Asendavia, New Leganes, Pakitsk, East Malaysia, Axdel, Enlil, Sandboxford, Hizuru, Blobbo, Modra, Spiruvania, BearStackof2015, Thurland, Verconia, Empire of Dabiristan, Fellon, The Three States of Fortuna, Mardom, The 7th Coalition of Alba, Republic of Berzerkistan, Cacnesia, The Marlands, Agave, Ridann, New Sandsnionion, Santa Dystopia, United Citizens, Xhya-zsathis 03b, Rainbow Vests, Novosejia, Sea Lions, Marrabuk, Romanoddle Republic, Bobadyk, Vaskeden, Azosd, OhCraplakistan, Lunma Un, Akimera, Murshan, Pondingonia, La Xinga, Tassirion, Dwightica, Troc, Bachtendekuppen, Malvekia, Roissyland, and 30 others.Evrigenis, Khusja, EmpireBR, Amjedia, Connerii, Coruh, Merlovich, Cyberstrom, Anfair, Zukchiva, Myehn, Hunterdon, ArenaC, Wakeopolis, Atrocha, Dremaur, Hieggary, Evdon, Liberatarianism, Katalantana, Reynar, Stellar Colonies, Konyai, CheeseBurrito, Grimmerdhore, Vussul, Opyra, Kyrisland, Arleat, and Gem.