The Constitutional Monarchy of Isahaak is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, devout population of 7.024 billion Isahaakians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Altocoq. The average income tax rate is 66.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Isahaakian economy, worth 855 trillion jingleses a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 121,757 jingleses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Isahaakian as 'your finger, you fool', the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, and freedom is never freely given — only when the alternative is too expensive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Isahaak's national animal is the flamingo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Isahaak is ranked 38,367^th in the world and 834^th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 78.38 law-abiding acts per hour.