The Kingdom of Kaigi is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Blake with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 43.228 billion Kaigians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bowerstone. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kaigian economy, worth an astonishing 18,718 trillion Flabbergasts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 433,028 Flabbergasts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lord Blake's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, Kaigian politicians are often described as having more style than substance, nine out of ten citizens of Kaigi answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation, and commemoration of the Great The East Pacific War costs almost as much as the war itself. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaigi's national animal is the Sharktopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Kaigi is ranked 105^th in the world and 2^nd in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 282.11 law-abiding acts per hour.