The Disputed Territories of Blorgltopia is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 502 million Blorgltopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 42.9%.

The sizeable but inefficient Blorgltopian economy, worth 15.7 trillion blorgs a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 31,340 blorgs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Blorgltopians are fixin' ta comma any way they wanna, one year's corporation tax from three international megacorporations has funded one dozen shiny black pencils for Leader's office, citizens may cast their vote over the internet or phone, and the WhoTube comments section has gone strangely quiet. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blorgltopia's national animal is the snail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Blorgltopia is ranked 60,077^th in the world and 1,797^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 70 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.