The Prosperous Federation of Fragrancia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by cat the cat with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, rampant corporate plagiarism, and parental licensing program. The compassionate population of 1.648 billion Fragrancians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Fragrant Fortress. The average income tax rate is 61.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Fragrancian economy, worth 190 trillion Bauhinia Shards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,671 Bauhinia Shards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, Cat the cat tells rebellious ministers to "drop and give me twenty", trying to toast marshmallows in an electric fireplace just isn't the same, and convicted murderers are free to walk the streets provided they attend rehabilitation classes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fragrancia's national animal is the Q U A C K, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is cat is love cat is life cat is god.

Fragrancia is ranked 34,945^th in the world and 1,226^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 80.14 law-abiding acts per hour.