Population | 162 million |
Currency | Euro |
Animal | Chicken |
The Republic of Crimnias is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 162 million Crimniasians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 71.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but sluggish Crimniasian economy, worth 3.86 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 23,823 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
There's no cure or sympathy for the common cold, workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings, opposition party MPs campaign shirtless to show off their numerous lash scars, and the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crimnias's national animal is the Chicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Crimnias is ranked 274,725th in the world and 6,106th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 55 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Crimnias was endorsed by The World of Simone Republic.
- : Crimnias was endorsed by The Dominion of Tragesch Firwat.
- : Crimnias was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Crimnias was endorsed by The Most Excellent Empire of Picairn.
- : Crimnias was endorsed by The American Insurgency of Former English Colony.
- : Crimnias was endorsed by The Ecological Assembly of Davidianian.
- : Following new legislation in Crimnias, the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong.
- : Following new legislation in Crimnias, opposition party MPs campaign shirtless to show off their numerous lash scars.
- : Following new legislation in Crimnias, workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings.
- : Following new legislation in Crimnias, there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 72 » Corfad, New Atlantico, United Kahndaq, Laforeia, Petronellania, Great Bights Mum, Ayuzhhhhh, Arostica, Varisland, PwRepublic, Bagojo, Deliber, Darkanistan, United Orange Valley States, PlanetMercury, Shibutani, Germanic Cat, Bedsonya, Castle In Confidence, Alogiada, Lionsroar, South Parter, Pribaltic Union, Halsoni, CyberEgypt, Notyoutopia, Dreadton, The Rhein States, Ereena, ZleekyGgh, Rex Republic, Mystiquelle, Armonker, Kainin, Zerentopia, Oannia, Texaska, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Russila, Esperonia, Marlducro, Aoncarpa, Zandos, Eralan, Eurocom, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Francois Isidore, Siwale, Jeltronian WA Mission, Aerilia, and 22 others.Bodhisva, The New Oceanic States, Kwaj, Ubeland, Jenha, Altivia, Zelenaya Dolina, New Lakemba, Dillimore, Neptunian Military Administration, Ishtimbine, Republiqueducroissant, Loutsland, Yaorozu, Nouvel Empire, Kranostav, Suvarnavarta, Davidianian, Former English Colony, Picairn, Tragesch Firwat, and Simone Republic.