The فیدراسیۆنی ئیمپریال of Facistia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by چاوی هەموو بینەران with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.305 billion فاشیست are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of شاری فاشیزم. The average income tax rate is 32.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming فاشیست economy, worth 154 trillion دۆلاری فاشیستیs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 118,550 دۆلاری فاشیستیs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The 'sing-a-long with چاوی هەموو بینەران' album is a popular souvenir, citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee, the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita, and military information leaks are **REDACTED** by **REDACTED** in **REDACTED**. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Facistia's national animal is the شێری ددانی سابر, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is پاستافەریان.

Facistia is ranked 263,858^th in the world and 5,940^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 59 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.