The Holy Empire of GetoDacia1 is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, parental licensing program, and zero percent divorce rate. The cynical, devout population of 209 million GetoDacians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 54.2%.

The strong GetoDacia1ian economy, worth 11.9 trillion Lei a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,743 Lei, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Group hugs break out during floor votes, nations that kill a GetoDacian can expect a strongly worded letter, private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots, and city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GetoDacia1's national animal is the Balaur, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

GetoDacia1 is ranked 94,250^th in the world and 2,600^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 67 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.