The Rogue Nation of The Resoland is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working population of 748 million Resolandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Healthcare, although Defense, Education, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Polgel. The average income tax rate is 13.0%.

The Resolandian economy, worth 34.3 trillion Altairian dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 45,837 Altairian dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Children asking questions about science are referred to relevant sections in religious texts, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming, aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted, and heterosexuality is considered positive proof of fitness to parent. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Resoland's national animal is the unicorn.

The Resoland is ranked 146,815^th in the world and 3,742^nd in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.29 law-abiding acts per hour.