Population | 142 million |
Currency | franc |
Animal | cobra |
The Republic of Heistanstan is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its state-planned economy, ubiquitous missile silos, and zero percent divorce rate. The quiet, industrious population of 142 million Heistanstanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 68.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but sluggish Heistanstanian economy, worth 2.86 trillion francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Trout Farming and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 20,141 francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Popular websites like NationStates are blocked for "national security", this year's comedy award has left mothers-in-law seething, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, and prison walls have had to be modified to keep parkour-trained criminals from escaping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Heistanstan's national animal is the cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Heistanstan is ranked 50,478th in the world and 1,604th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 72 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Heistanstan was endorsed by The World of Simone Republic.
- : Heistanstan was endorsed by The Dominion of Tragesch Firwat.
- : Heistanstan was endorsed by The Most Excellent Empire of Picairn.
- : Heistanstan was endorsed by The American Insurgency of Former English Colony.
- : Heistanstan was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Arucaria.
- : Heistanstan was endorsed by The Plutocratic Banana Republic of Zerentopia.
- : Heistanstan was endorsed by The Ecological Assembly of Davidianian.
- : Heistanstan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Primitive.
- : Following new legislation in Heistanstan, prison walls have had to be modified to keep parkour-trained criminals from escaping.
- : Following new legislation in Heistanstan, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 74 » Petronellania, Eurocom, Shibutani, United Kahndaq, Marlducro, Bagojo, Great Bights Mum, Arostica, Varisland, United Orange Valley States, Dreadton, Lionsroar, Kainin, Corfad, PwRepublic, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Tugupaw, Ethnon, Francois Isidore, Rex Republic, Germanic Cat, Siwale, Laforeia, New Atlantico, Pallaith, Aoncarpa, PlanetMercury, Jeltronian WA Mission, Texaska, Russila, Zandos, Castle In Confidence, Ereena, Aerilia, Bedsonya, Armonker, CyberEgypt, Omnistria, Eralan, Pribaltic Union, Bodhisva, Darkanistan, The New Oceanic States, Alogiada, Laurendon, Deliber, Neptunian Military Administration, Halsoni, Esperonia, Kwaj, and 24 others.Ubeland, Jenha, Altivia, New Lakemba, Zelenaya Dolina, Dillimore, Notyoutopia, Oannia, The Rhein States, Ishtimbine, Republiqueducroissant, Yaorozu, Mystiquelle, Nouvel Empire, Kranostav, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Suvarnavarta, Davidianian, Zerentopia, Arucaria, Former English Colony, Picairn, Tragesch Firwat, and Simone Republic.