The Empire of Spitiitesurn is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its public floggings, daily referendums, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed population of 290 million Spitiitesurnians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order, Administration, and Welfare are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 47.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Spitiitesurnian economy, worth 7.94 trillion Raminies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 27,393 Raminies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations, Rikamas that venture near secret military bases are shipped off to prison for espionage, Spitiitesurn City has become the number one destination for urban exploration in The North Pacific, and unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Spitiitesurn's national animal is the Rikama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Spitiitesurn is ranked 78,585^th in the world and 2,157^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 68 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.