The Republic of Auvangad Eng is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 231 million Auvangad Engians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 66.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Auvangad Engian economy, worth 4.83 trillion złoties a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Soda Sales. Average income is 20,918 złoties, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

You need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, extreme political groups are outlawed, and mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Auvangad Eng's national animal is the platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Auvangad Eng is ranked 86,718^th in the world and 2,425^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.72 law-abiding acts per hour.