The Disputed Territories of Danny McGlurk is a huge, genial nation, notable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 690 million Danny McGlurkeses are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Allentown PA. The average income tax rate is 54.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Danny McGlurkian economy, worth 35.7 trillion Rushels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 51,750 Rushels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

No suburban lawn is complete without barbed wire and landmines, the nation is automatically assumed to be the source of all unmarked weapons, Leader's relatives have been married into the royal families of foreign nations against their will, and Danny McGlurk has designated Allentown PA as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Danny McGlurk's national animal is the Glen Quagmire, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Danny McGlurk is ranked 262,149^th in the world and 4,876^th in the South Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.37 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.