The Rogue Nation of Lyautesie is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 230 million Lyautesians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.1%.

The very strong Lyautesiean economy, worth 14.9 trillion Lyautesian livres a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. Average income is 64,888 Lyautesian livres, with the richest citizens earning 9.6 times as much as the poorest.

The government has the power to seize property at will, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, and expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Lyautesie's national animal is the Caldisian leopard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lyautesie is ranked 189,887^th in the world and 3,551^st in the South Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 11.33 average smiles per day.