The Feilds of The Grand Potato Empire is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Potato Man with an even hand, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, keen interest in outer space, and public floggings. The compassionate population of 3.228 billion Potatoians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Potatopia. The average income tax rate is 17.1%.

The strong Grand Potato Empirean economy, worth 234 trillion Potatoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 72,526 Potatoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The monarchy has adopted absolute primogeniture, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, weekends are spent tilting at windmills, and bins outnumber trees in city parks. Crime is almost non-existent. The Grand Potato Empire's national animal is the Potato, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Potatoism.

The Grand Potato Empire is ranked 169,666^th in the world and 3,736^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 59.53 law-abiding acts per hour.