The Socialist Republic of Rosalind is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Rosa Gramsci with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.882 billion Rosalindians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darwin. The average income tax rate is 84.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rosalindian economy, worth 708 trillion genes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 182,512 genes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, police officers find government bureaucracy more terrifying than most serial killers, and orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Rosalind's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Rosalind is ranked 6,668^th in the world and 261^st in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 13,404.22 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.