The Federal Republic of Bundes Republic Deutschland is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Schlande Osen with an even hand, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, infamous sell-swords, and public floggings. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 9.367 billion Germans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin Special Area. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 57.4%.

The frighteningly efficient German economy, worth a remarkable 2,004 trillion Euroeses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 214,019 Euroeses, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, popular sunny beaches always have a cloudy outlook, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, and politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back. Crime is totally unknown. Bundes Republic Deutschland's national animal is the White Stork, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is People Capitalism and Anti Zionism.

Bundes Republic Deutschland is ranked 31,326^th in the world and 684^th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 82.1 law-abiding acts per hour.