The Great and Good Federation of Maltitalerland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Frigidus with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, avowedly heterosexual populace, and daily referendums. The compassionate, cheerful population of 6.523 billion Maltitalerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nova Urbo de Maltitalerland. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Maltitalerian economy, worth 988 trillion mFLies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 151,566 mFLies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy, patriots insist that size does matter, and students abandon classrooms for online education. Crime is totally unknown. Maltitalerland's national animal is the Maltitalerian Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nova Islamo.

Maltitalerland is ranked 16,311^th in the world and 384^th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 92.91 law-abiding acts per hour.