The Democracy of Northern Guyeds Koblinge is a massive, safe nation, ruled by välvilja with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.995 billion Northern Guyeds Koblingeans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ouverset. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Kobliean economy, worth 458 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 153,077 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fans doing the wave routinely disrupt the finals of Go tournaments, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, and the government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northern Guyeds Koblinge's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Northern Guyeds Koblinge is ranked 16,510^th in the world and 388^th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 92.73 law-abiding acts per hour.