Population | 34.378 billion |
Leader | Sly |
Currency | Champy |
Animal | Fox |
The Scritchy Furpile of Slys Paws is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sly with an even hand, and notable for its punitive income tax rates, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 34.378 billion Slys Pawsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. The income tax rate is 100%.
The enormous but underdeveloped Slys Pawsian economy, worth a remarkable 3,659 trillion Champies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 106,437 Champies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, on-duty Air Slys Paws flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class, and it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into Slys Paws. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slys Paws's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Slys Paws is ranked 361st in the world and 8th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 213.21 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Slys Paws was endorsed by The Disputed Territories of Gem.
- : Slys Paws was endorsed by The Shadow Queendom of Lady Lamashtu.
- : Slys Paws was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Azealand Isle.
- : Slys Paws endorsed The Kingdom of Arleat.
- : Slys Paws endorsed The Queendom of Kyrisland.
- : Slys Paws endorsed The Commonwealth of Opyra.
- : Slys Paws endorsed The Great and Good Federation of Maltitalerland.
- : Slys Paws endorsed The People's Republic of Grimmerdhore.
- : Slys Paws endorsed The Kingdom of Vussul.
- : Slys Paws endorsed The Federal Republic of Burayan.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 107 » Southern Yugoslavia, A Slanted Black Stripe, Mundiferrum, Lyontisia, Kangarawa, New Leganes, Propwash, Axdel, The Empire of Rijelv, Roliganistan, Davinhia, ReeK, Hizuru, Republic of Berzerkistan, BearStackof2015, Talitoa, Pakitsk, Ridann, Enlil, Kalaratri, Pekweng, Grossvietnam, East Malaysia, Amjedia, Volkarai, Asendavia, Fellon, Ripsylvania, The Three States of Fortuna, A mean old man, Barfleur, Stellar Colonies, Blobbo, From New World, CheeseBurrito, Adolanta, The Federation of Osea and Yukotobonia, Spiruvania, Empire of Dabiristan, Sandboxford, Myehn, Aivintis, Modra, Agave, Verconia, Mardom, The Marlands, Tea Jol, Santa Dystopia, United Citizens, and 57 others.Kavanos, Xhya-zsathis 03b, Rainbow Vests, Novosejia, Sea Lions, American-Cascadia, Wakeopolis, Romanoddle Republic, Neratica, OhCraplakistan, Vaskeden, Azosd, Solek, Pondingonia, Akimera, Murshan, Marrabuk, Bachtendekuppen, La Xinga, Roissyland, Alleramica, Tassirion, Northern Guyeds Koblinge, Dwightica, Troc, Malvekia, Evrigenis, Cacnesia, Khusja, Connerii, Coruh, Merlovich, Cyberstrom, Katalantana, Zukchiva, Hunterdon, ArenaC, Atrocha, Chinesasia, Dremaur, Hieggary, Evdon, Compton-Conway, Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich, Konyai, Yukkira, NewImperia, Burayan, Vussul, Grimmerdhore, Maltitalerland, Opyra, Kyrisland, Arleat, Azealand Isle, Lady Lamashtu, and Gem.