The Kingdom of Boylover is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 153 million boy lovers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 46.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant a boy lover economy, worth 1.23 trillion boy loves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Automobile Manufacturing, Soda Sales, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 8,067 boy loves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, Harry Potter books are banned, the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget', and it is often said that only Leader could bring down Dàguó. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Boylover's national animal is the boy, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Boylover is ranked 262,323^rd in the world and 5,919^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 60 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.