The Kingdom of Boylover is a very large, orderly nation, remarkable for its restrictive gun laws, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 129 million boy lovers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 43.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant a boy lover economy, worth 1.06 trillion boy loves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Trout Farming, Automobile Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 8,233 boy loves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Endocrinology is a rapidly growing field of study, police officers find government bureaucracy more terrifying than most serial killers, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, and Harry Potter books are banned. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Boylover's national animal is the boy, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Boylover is ranked 201,858^th in the world and 4,351^st in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 10.55 average smiles per day.