The Caucasi Federation of Druitch is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Daniel Gerst with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 939 million Caucasi are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Administration, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Angers. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Caucas economy, worth 104 trillion Caucas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an impressive 110,978 Caucas, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 577,330 per year while the poor average 11,521, a ratio of 50.1 to 1.

Billions of Caucas are being blown on orbital weapons development, a handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation, agricultural employees work for peanuts, and immigrant herding has become a national pastime. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Druitch's national animal is the Horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Druitch is ranked 53,742^nd in the world and 1,653^rd in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 71 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.