The Caucasi Federal Republic of Druitch is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Daniel Gerst with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 918 million Caucasi are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Administration, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Angers. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Caucas economy, worth 101 trillion Caucas a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 110,686 Caucas, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 580,322 per year while the poor average 11,307, a ratio of 51.3 to 1.

Many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses, the "swords to plowshares" policy has created a generation of farmers that can kill a yak from 200 yards away, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high, and social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Druitch's national animal is the Horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Druitch is ranked 258,151^st in the world and 5,666^th in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 0.91 average smiles per day.