The Protectorate of Llanfyrhall is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 581 million Llanfyrhallians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Galaidolen. The average income tax rate is 58.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Llanfyrhallian economy, worth 78.1 trillion firas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 134,348 firas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits, and the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Llanfyrhall's national animal is the fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Llanfyrhall is ranked 106,920^th in the world and 2,531^st in the Rejected Realms for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,542.37 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.