The Federation of Rosopha is a huge, safe nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-working, democratic population of 834 million Rosophans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, outspoken government prioritizes Healthcare, although Education, Defense, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of honara. The average income tax rate is 9.3%.

The Rosophan economy, worth 47.6 trillion loyays a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,069 loyays, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Complaining about Christmas music in October is a ho-ho-horrendous crime, Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Rosopha's new capital, it is a crime to operate a combine harvester while intoxicated, and health inspectors are seen eating black truffle fondue with their bottled water. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Rosopha's national animal is the parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Rosopha is ranked 208,192^nd in the world and 4,065^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.