The Lucky Gold Holy Christmas of Inclement Space is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Hetman Vasyl Fournier with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.118 billion Inclement Spacers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Belfast. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Inclement Space economy, worth 376 trillion liquid platinums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 177,752 liquid platinums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop, recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches, and AI citizens are criticized for being robotic. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Inclement Space's national animal is the homo veneri, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Inclement Space is ranked 10,160^th in the world and 450^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 100.97 law-abiding acts per hour.