The Transoceanic Republic of Aguaria Major is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Unenlagia with a fair hand, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, ban on automobiles, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.482 billion Aguarians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aguarbanapolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Aguarian economy, worth a remarkable 5,550 trillion Inaguas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 358,495 Inaguas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, many marriages go virtually unconsummated, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Aguarian Embarrassments, and escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky. Crime is totally unknown. Aguaria Major's national animal is the Fiery-Throated Hummingbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is atheism.

Aguaria Major is ranked 630^th in the world and 34^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 185.76 law-abiding acts per hour.