The Armed Republic of Teoil is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 281 million Teoilians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 36.3%.

The thriving Teoilian economy, worth 17.1 trillion Raminies a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 60,678 Raminies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Aeroplane cockpits no longer have altimeters or airspeed indicators, the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress, diplomatic cables about Leader have suddenly been very flattering, and Teoil has designated Teoil City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teoil's national animal is the Naire Oylmit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Teoil is ranked 54,958^th in the world and 1,678^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 71 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.