The Authoritarian Wrath of Anglo-Franco Union is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Arcturus Delcroix Orion with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, vat-grown people, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.345 billion Anglos are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Éternité. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Angloian economy, worth 498 trillion Francois a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 149,022 Francois, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 429,724 per year while the poor average 41,024, a ratio of 10.5 to 1.

Anglos are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, political activists are routinely executed, and mysterious black helicopters menace farmers to ensure compliance with straitjacketing agricultural policies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Anglo-Franco Union's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Atheist.

Anglo-Franco Union is ranked 55,514^th in the world and 1,211^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 72.86 law-abiding acts per hour.