The Golden Imperial Federation of PsiCorps is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by King Proselyte Nikolai I with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.611 billion Epsilonians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 85.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Epsilonian economy, worth 700 trillion Epsilonian Yurions a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 124,891 Epsilonian Yurions, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

King Proselyte Nikolai I has incinerated the international climate treaty in a public coal-burning ceremony, the wreckages of bombed planes that litter PsiCorps are highly popular tourist destinations, the Great Epsilonian Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region, and the ingredients list for most food products covers the entire surface of the packaging. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PsiCorps's national animal is the Epsilonian Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodoxy ☦.

PsiCorps is ranked 23,538^th in the world and 610^th in the South Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 20.98 average smiles per day.