Population | 898 million |
Capital | Xastorph |
Leader | Joseph anaruc |
Currency | Azmen Dollar |
Animal | maned Wolf |
The United Socialist States of Azmenistanian is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Joseph anaruc with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, aversion to nipples, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 898 million Azmenistanianians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xastorph. The average income tax rate is 61.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Azmenistanianian economy, worth 93.6 trillion Azmen Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 104,210 Azmen Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Swings are now more popular than see-saws in children's playgrounds, the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, and toddler groups have taken over local libraries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Azmenistanian's national animal is the maned Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Azmenistanian is ranked 238,864th in the world and 5,306th in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 2.76 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Azmenistanian was endorsed by The Most Excellent Empire of Picairn.
- : Azmenistanian was endorsed by The American Insurgency of Former English Colony.
- : Azmenistanian was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Azmenistanian was endorsed by The Ecological Assembly of Davidianian.
- : Azmenistanian voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend One Small Island"".
- : Azmenistanian voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Client Money Segregation For Brokers".
- : Azmenistanian lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Azmenistanian endorsed The Galactic Federation of Nouvel Empire.
- : Azmenistanian was endorsed by The Galactic Federation of Nouvel Empire.
- : Azmenistanian lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 79 » Neptunian Military Administration, Germanic Cat, New Atlantico, Petronellania, CyberEgypt, Shibutani, Ayuzhhhhh, Notyoutopia, Laforeia, Great Bights Mum, Dreadton, United Kahndaq, Corfad, Varisland, Kwaj, Castle In Confidence, Arostica, Ereena, Mystiquelle, Rex Republic, Verderiesdre, Armonker, Lionsroar, Pribaltic Union, Laurendon, Zelenaya Dolina, Kainin, PlanetMercury, United Orange Valley States, Zerentopia, Bagojo, Altivia, Oannia, Koda-Land, Texaska, The Confederate States of America, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Russila, Esperonia, Alogiada, Halsoni, The New Oceanic States, Aerilia, New Cordyceps, Jeltronian WA Mission, Marlducro, Aoncarpa, Eurocom, Bodhisva, Northern Tatria, and 29 others.Zandos, Vancricia, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Ethnon, Francois Isidore, Siwale, North Bratislava, The Tony Paporordia, Wisconsota, Darkanistan, Deliber, Chipoli, Kranostav, Eralan, Ubeland, Jenha, Arucaria, New Lakemba, Dillimore, Yaorozu, Suvarnavarta, PotatoFarmers, Ishtimbine, Republiqueducroissant, PwRepublic, Nouvel Empire, Davidianian, Former English Colony, and Picairn.