The ඞ Unfunny Republic of Gaila is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Skei B Dee with a fair hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.161 billion Gailans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Deci. The average income tax rate is 67.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Gailan economy, worth 490 trillion Gailan Knas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,052 Gailan Knas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Gailan politicians, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, and the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy'. Crime is totally unknown. Gaila's national animal is the Gailan Parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Gaila is ranked 49,514^th in the world and 1,086^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 74.43 law-abiding acts per hour.