The Principality of Thanitharia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Prince Tomas Xeno Yi Zeus I with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.242 billion Thanitharians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jovulz. The average income tax rate is 54.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Thanitharian economy, worth 97.4 trillion Kraths a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,449 Kraths, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane, the police turn a blind eye to desecration if it's done in the name of religion or protest, jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses', and Thanitharia's heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thanitharia's national animal is the Gold Painted Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Thanitharia is ranked 41,066^th in the world and 932^nd in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 77.26 law-abiding acts per hour.