The Republic of Orsmond is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, avowedly heterosexual populace, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 408 million Orsmondians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government prioritizes Industry, although Defense, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Orsmondian economy, worth 40.1 trillion Orsmondian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 98,257 Orsmondian Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", the Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate, and photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Orsmond's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Orsmond is ranked 90,447^th in the world and 2,341^st in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,279.83 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.