The Republic of Paappapapa is a very large, socially progressive nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 164 million Paappapapans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 31.9%.

The very strong Paappapapan economy, worth 12.4 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 75,729 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Factories grind to a halt every time there is an election, Leader's new android secretary is the latest media darling, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, and unemployment rates have skyrocketed as businesses abandon the country in search of cheap labour. Crime is almost non-existent. Paappapapa's national animal is the Nothing, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Paappapapa is ranked 162,903^rd in the world and 3,578^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60.1 law-abiding acts per hour.