The Republic of Kiasu-ism is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Mr Lee with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cheerful population of 39.054 billion Kiasu-langs are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The tiny, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kiasu-lang economy, worth an astonishing 17,000 trillion Peanuts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 435,296 Peanuts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever, many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors, and the suicide rate mysteriously skyrockets during census years. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kiasu-ism's national animal is the Homo Kiasu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kiasu-ism is ranked 408^th in the world and 6^th in the South Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 157.85 average smiles per day.