The Kingdom of Samund Facobs is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by King Abdullah Al Facobsi with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.307 billion Samund Facobsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Medina Al-Amal. The average income tax rate is 68.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Samund Facobsian economy, worth 238 trillion Facobs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 182,314 Facobs, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum, citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels, the new 'Who Wants To Be A Politician' election debate auditions are more popular than the debates themselves, and the national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Samund Facobs's national animal is the Cheatah, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Islam.

Samund Facobs is ranked 283,211^th in the world and 6,004^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -394.05 on the Scary Big Number Scale.