The Community of Social utopians is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by RoMario with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, pith helmet sales, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.336 billion Social utopiansians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Коммуна. The average income tax rate is 83.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Social utopiansian economy, worth 254 trillion Соцутs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 109,032 Соцутs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world, tumbleweeds are seen blowing through the nation's airspace, primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit, and the government has been criticized for giving away Social utopians's territory to anyone who claims it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Social utopians's national animal is the Бурый тигр, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Social utopians is ranked 19,676^th in the world and 540^th in the South Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 22.81 average smiles per day.