The Republic of Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeee is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 168 million Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 35.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeean economy, worth 8.27 trillion baht a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,238 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, Brown Sugar 101 is a popular course at community colleges, and it is a crime to operate a combine harvester while intoxicated. Crime is totally unknown. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeee's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeee is ranked 97,919^th in the world and 2,513^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,057.09 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.