Population | 18.992 billion |
Capital | Peaceful Glade |
Leader | a drunk northerner |
Faith | Opiates |
Currency | shiny thing |
Animal | peaceful herbivore |
The Warmongering Scaredy Cats of Pacifist Cowards is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by a drunk northerner with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.992 billion Cowards hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Peaceful Glade. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Cowardly economy, worth a remarkable 5,130 trillion shiny things a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 270,164 shiny things, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation was recently voted "most likely to betray its allies", the government has been criticized for giving away Pacifist Cowards's territory to anyone who claims it, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, and putting houses on stilts is elevating house porches and prices alike. Crime is totally unknown. Pacifist Cowards's national animal is the peaceful herbivore, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Opiates.
Pacifist Cowards is ranked 1,202nd in the world and 19th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 24,290.81 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Pacifist Cowards, putting houses on stilts is elevating house porches and prices alike.
- : Following new legislation in Pacifist Cowards, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
- : Following new legislation in Pacifist Cowards, the government has been criticized for giving away Pacifist Cowards's territory to anyone who claims it.
- : Following new legislation in Pacifist Cowards, the nation was recently voted "most likely to betray its allies".
- : Following new legislation in Pacifist Cowards, government ministers sport new billboards that read 'Will Trade Votes for Private Members' Bill Support'.
- : Following new legislation in Pacifist Cowards, residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes.
- : Following new legislation in Pacifist Cowards, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster.
- : Following new legislation in Pacifist Cowards, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof.
- : Following new legislation in Pacifist Cowards, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Pacifist Cowards Blood Tithe.
- : Following new legislation in Pacifist Cowards, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel.
World Assembly
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