Population | 1.699 billion |
Capital | Alestadpolkhbizzydor City |
Leader | Joseph Stalin |
Faith | Communism |
Currency | Florin |
Animal | Dragon |
The Incorporated States of Alestadpolkhbizzydor is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Joseph Stalin with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.699 billion Alestadpolkhbizzydorians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alestadpolkhbizzydor City. The average income tax rate is 82.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Alestadpolkhbizzydorian economy, worth 372 trillion Florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 219,278 Florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.
Trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews, blasphemers and government critics often die in very unusual and unlikely accidents, the government spends twice as much reclaiming lost settlements from the sea as it could've on coastal defences, and Alestadpolkhbizzydorian soldiers are assured their new ray-guns will finally power up after the next round of ominous chanting. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alestadpolkhbizzydor's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Communism.
Alestadpolkhbizzydor is ranked 291,614th in the world and 6,415th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 31 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Alestadpolkhbizzydor was endorsed by The World of Simone Republic.
- : Alestadpolkhbizzydor was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Alestadpolkhbizzydor was endorsed by The Democratic Kapitalizt State of Queroquestan.
- : Alestadpolkhbizzydor was endorsed by The Dominion of Tragesch Firwat.
- : Alestadpolkhbizzydor endorsed The Most Excellent Empire of Picairn.
- : Alestadpolkhbizzydor was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Alestadpolkhbizzydor was endorsed by The Most Excellent Empire of Picairn.
- : Alestadpolkhbizzydor voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration Against Slavery and its Violence".
- : Alestadpolkhbizzydor voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Bycatch".
- : Following new legislation in Alestadpolkhbizzydor, Alestadpolkhbizzydorian soldiers are assured their new ray-guns will finally power up after the next round of ominous chanting.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 93 » Neptunian Military Administration, New Atlantico, Aerilia, Petronellania, Shibutani, Bardopia, Varisland, Great Bights Mum, Zandos, Kwaj, Corfad, Alogiada, Esperonia, Lionsroar, Mystiquelle, PlanetMercury, Atrito, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Arucaria, Republiqueducroissant, Eurocom, Armonker, Deliber, United Orange Valley States, Castle In Confidence, CyberEgypt, Bedsonya, IHateRights, Nouvel Empire, Bagojo, South Parter, Former English Colony, Inclement Space, Chipoli, Rex Republic, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Loutsland, Illusia and Neverendia, Kranostav, Love Shack, Wineclaw, Siwale, Norwegian FOREST Cat, Russila, Furballland, Notyoutopia, Xagill, Kandorith, Nationeer, Luminerra, and 43 others.Zerentopia, Frances Francis the First of France, Darkanistan, McMasterdonia, Sil Dorsett, Jenha, Zelenaya Dolina, Arostica, Oannia, Valiacorkit, Ayuzhhhhh, Kainin, Ereena, Pribaltic Union, Valentine Z, Koda-Land, North Bratislava, Halsoni, United Kahndaq, Germanic Cat, Cinnibar, Dreadton, Texaska, PotatoFarmers, Altivia, Marlducro, Aoncarpa, Francois Isidore, The New Oceanic States, Eralan, Ubeland, Ethnon, Pallaith, New Lakemba, Dillimore, Ishtimbine, Yaorozu, Suvarnavarta, Davidianian, Picairn, Tragesch Firwat, Queroquestan, and Simone Republic.