The Incorporated States of Alestadpolkhbizzydor is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Joseph Stalin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.718 billion Alestadpolkhbizzydorians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alestadpolkhbizzydor City. The average income tax rate is 83.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Alestadpolkhbizzydorian economy, worth 378 trillion Florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 220,185 Florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Official Sermon-Free Zones are set-up around the nation's hotels, schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar, homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel, and official maps have to be revised on a weekly basis. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alestadpolkhbizzydor's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Communism.

Alestadpolkhbizzydor is ranked 56,689^th in the world and 1,284^th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,560.94 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.