The Democratic Empire of Fredericksborg is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Robert A Montfort with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.698 billion Fredericksborgians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lemstin. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fredericksborgian economy, worth a remarkable 2,947 trillion Crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 215,183 Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history, roosters that herald the rising sun are immediately sent to the slaughterhouse, and air purifiers fight smoke machines on Fredericksborgian stage setups. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fredericksborg's national animal is the Nervous Bean, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Fredericksborg is ranked 47,274^th in the world and 1,540^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 72 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.